Think of the Children


Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players.
Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards.
Run solo, or team up with other parents to play through each trip in flashback to prove your parenting skills-and your innocence-to the judge, and avoid going to jail.

Multi-tasking mayhem

There’s never a dull moment when you’ve got the BBQ to tend, picnic tables to set, some of the kids are playing with a rabid dog, and two of them just ran out onto the road.

Parenting is hard

To get a good parenting grade and avoid jail time you’ll need to get all your tasks done, keep the kids happy, and–ideally–alive!

Nowhere is safe

The local park, the beach, the supermarket, the zoo. Great places for a day out with the kids. That is, aside from the poisonous berries, ravenous seagulls, towering grocery shelves and electrified pens.

All kinds of families welcome

Single parent? Two mums? A mum, two dads and a horse in a long distance relationship? It’s all good. Parent solo or co-operatively with up to four players.
Minimum Requirements
OS: Windows XP
Processor: 3.0 GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce 8800 or Radeon® HD4800 series, 512 MB of memory
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Recommended Specifications
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Quad Core Intel or AMD
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: NVidia GTX 460 or Radeon® HD 5770, 1 GB of memory
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Think of the Children
$9.99 $3.29
Title: Think of the Children
Genre: Action
Released: 19 October 2017
Developer: Jammed Up Studios
Publisher: Surprise Attack
  • Single-player
  • Steam Achievements
  • Steam Trading Cards
  • Local Co-op
  • Shared/Split Screen
  • Full controller support
  • Retro XP
UI Audio Subs
English
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