Genital Jousting

Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.

New Story Mode

Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.

Features

If this is something that makes you uncomfortable or sounds unappealing, please do not purchase or play Genital Jousting, or even continue reading.


Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight:

Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.
Traditional and Party Modes:
Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.
Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!
Minimum Requirements
OS: Windows 7 or later
Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 500 MB available space
Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
Minimum Requirements
OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or later
Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 500 MB available space
Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
  • Genital Jousting is a pleasurably girthy package with loads of fun mini-games and a short, funny-yet-impactful story mode that dares to touch on subjects other games wouldn't dare that will surely arouse some controversy. No need to beat around the bush, this one is rock solid.

  • What I know for certain is that Genital Jousting is a secret gem that far surpasses the toilet humour you’d expect.

  • I’d still recommend checking this out solely for the absurdity of the whole affair. Genital Jousting is crude, for certain, but it showcases how imaginative and creative gaming can truly be. When I was a child, I never thought I’d have the fortune of playing as a flaccid dick in a game, but look where we are.

  • Genital Jousting is an awkward party game. And we love it.

  • Genital Jousting is fun for a time–good for some laughs, good for a silly time with friends, and good for a long, hard think about how we represent masculinity and male genitalia. Its deserted online play and short story aren’t markers of something with long-lasting appeal.

  • CD-Action

    Penile jokes aside, Genital Jousting is based on an interesting idea and offers an exceptionally original single player campaign and a fun multiplayer component (that does however get stale after a while). [03/2018, p.72]

  • You might expect a collection of bad jokes about penises and that is what this is, with many fun minigames and a crazy story.

  • Quotation forthcoming.

  • Absurdly rectacular: Genital Jousting presents itself as a satisfying quickie.

  • Genital Jousting is a hilarious multiplayer game about penises. It's also a walking simulator game about love and friendship starring a penis called Dick.

  • In its multiplayer aspect Genital Jousting is fun, as 'party mode' to enjoy with friends. I assure you that it is not so much fun when you play 'penetrate and cross your virtual penises' with strangers. The story mode is appreciated but it is very short and hardly playable. It is a delirious proposal with much merit. But without much future.

  • At its core, Genital Jousting is a decent and competent multiplayer game, but once you get your initial chuckles out of the way when it comes to its premise, it becomes clear that what you see on display isn’t really going to rise above “decent” and “competent.”

  • A good joke. Repeat it many times and it become boring very soon.

  • We Got This Covered

    How entertaining you find Genital Jousting will depend on how funny you find its central joke. Beyond that, it's just fascinating that it even got made.

  • Genital Jousting is a stylish, unique game that doesn’t have the cojones to warrant its current market price. Bringing this game home will leave you feeling cheated and unsatisfied after spending some time in bed with it — but that doesn’t mean it’s a completely lost cause.

Genital Jousting
$6.99 $3.67
Title: Genital Jousting
Genre: Action, Indie
Released: 18 January 2018
Developer: Free Lives
Publisher: Devolver Digital
  • Online Multi-Player
  • Single-player
  • Steam Achievements
  • Captions available
  • Shared/Split Screen
  • Local Multi-Player
  • Full controller support
UI Audio Subs
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