Just Die Already

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.

You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?


To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.

So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?

KEY FEATURES


  • BE OLD, BE BOLD
    You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents.
  • BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK
    Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything.

  • DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME
    Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?
  • ONE MISSION: RETIRE!
    Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…

  • SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER
    Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!
  • BE OLD. TWICE
    You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.

  • LIMITLESS INTERACTION
    Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim.
  • EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER
    Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.

  • THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU
    The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all.
  • OLD. PERSON.
    Okay that’s the last time we promise.

  • FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – AVAILABLE NOW
    Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update.
    Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s limbs off.
    Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!
Minimum Requirements
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 8 or higher
Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X
DirectX: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 2.5 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation
Recommended Specifications
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5 9400f @2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 760 / AMD Radeon R9 270X
DirectX: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 2.5 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation
  • Just Die Already is a jazz concert made by crazy things that form a fun gameplay.

  • There are plenty of secrets to find and the design is quite strong, even if I do occasionally find myself in an area I can’t figure out how to leave. It also runs very well, easily granting over 120fps on midline cards, even at 4K. Just Die Already is bright and colorful as well, and it’s easy to pass the time by just wandering and getting into trouble. It succeeds at what it sets out to do. Sure, it doesn’t have tight, rewarding gameplay, but it doesn’t need it. It does have scenarios where old people can get turned into piles of flesh by swarms of bees, though.

  • CD-Action

    This crazy, controversial open-world mix of Postal and a geriatric GTA puts you in a role of a senior citizen who escapes from a care facility and starts wreaking havoc in a city that hates the elderly. It’s fun for a while, but over-the-top violence and exaggerated ragdoll get old pretty fast and what’s left are awful controls, outdated graphics, poor optimization and a bunch of various other flaws. [08/2021, p.59]

  • Exhausting unfortunately is the word I would use to define playing Just Die Already for more than an hour and that’s a bit of a shame. Its art direction and sound track are both solid and contribute greatly to making the game feel unique. The actual premise of the game is a great bit of dark comedy. But the game’s loose structure and lack of meaningful objectives makes it a chore to play. I’d certainly recommend playing the game for a short burst of time but anything beyond that is just a recipe for boredom and exhaustion.

  • Just Die Already has its charms, but the novelty wears off pretty quickly. I’d even go so far as to say this toes the line with the masocore genre. It’s a difficult game, but I did find myself chuckling often at the utter ridiculousness that I was witnessing. I could see it being a fun game to casually stream with an audience.

Just Die Already
$14.99 $7.12
Title: Just Die Already
Genre: Adventure, Indie, Simulation
Released: 20 May 2021
Developer: DoubleMoose Games
Publisher: Curve Games
  • Online Co-op
  • Cross-Platform Multiplayer
  • PvP
  • Single-player
  • Multi-player
  • Co-op
  • Steam Achievements
  • Steam Cloud
  • Steam Trading Cards
  • Online PvP
  • Full controller support
UI Audio Subs
Spanish - Spain
Polish
English
Simplified Chinese
Japanese
Russian
French
German
Korean
Portuguese - Brazil
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